Stolen from lilygcs
1. Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
2. Turn to page 56.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post that sentence along with these instructions in your LiveJournal.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.
"The other ways in which the dominant animal lets its subordinates know who is boss are the spring-threat and ambush-threat."—Dogwatching
by Desmond Morris.