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21 March 2011 @ 10:18 pm
Nightmare on My Street  

Last night I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamt that every time I looked up something on Google, a tweet was sent out letting this hit man who wanted to kill me (I don't know why I was on a hit list, but it made perfect sense to me in the dream) to know where I was located and also whether my house was empty or not.

Apparently, Google had a special program that received a special cookie warming it to send out the tweet. I remember complaining about visiting and leaving cookies.

We (I don't know who made up the "we" part) knew that I was going to be murdered at a certain corner and that the hit man didn't know what I looked like. So, we made sure to hide and let another person fall victim.

 I watched in horror how this poor person was approached. The murderer covered the victim's mouth and injected some sort of venom in the victim's neck. I ran like you wouldn't believe. But I remember being very scared that the murderer would find out that I was alive. I was so afraid of Googling. And then I woke up.

Any further questions? Ask the shrimp!txvoodoo on March 22nd, 2011 02:57 am (UTC)
OK, you need to see this to smile again: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/basset-hounds-running
Spicedogs: SportsPupspicedogs on March 22nd, 2011 02:59 am (UTC)
I love it. I love how their faces distort as they run. Thank you.
Any further questions? Ask the shrimp!txvoodoo on March 22nd, 2011 06:30 pm (UTC)
You're welcome! You needed a smile :D
~Lirpa~: Dharmakatje0711 on March 22nd, 2011 04:38 am (UTC)
Wow, that's seriously messed up!
what you're saying is you just didn't: Misc - Androidbohemu on March 22nd, 2011 02:23 pm (UTC)
That's a really creepy dream! Killed by Google's ninja assassins?!
Leyosura: oh no!leyosura on March 22nd, 2011 05:52 pm (UTC)
O noes! Scary!
Laura: words: I never run awaypolvodestrella on March 23rd, 2011 12:38 am (UTC)
Scary! I hate waking up of dreams like this, it's relieving to realize it was just a dream, but at the same time is really disturbing!